i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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