Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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