So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
