What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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