i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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