saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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