Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
