I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
