You're my little dorito
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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