Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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