it wasn't lemon gatorade
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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