did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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