in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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