She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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