false alarm. still invincible.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
The air taste purple.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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