he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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