Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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