I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You don't make any sense
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