The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I need help removing her.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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