I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have post one night stand depression
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