He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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