pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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