hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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