I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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