I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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