they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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