Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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