Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I looked at my own cervix.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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