she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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