so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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