he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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