TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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