you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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