i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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