...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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