Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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