Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
no you cant smoke seaweed
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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