I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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