Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You've changed since you got that strap on
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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