I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
