The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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