i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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