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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Randomize
