White coat. Heels.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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