Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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