don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
where are my eyebrows?
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