well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Panties = found
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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