I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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