Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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