Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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