They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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