Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wish i was in the wii world.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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