I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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